A new memoir written by Rolling Stones personal dry cleaner Frank “stiff collar” Clemons claims Keith Richards has been hiding his true identity, Gollum {originally known as Sméagol), fearing it would have hurt ticket sales if fans knew.
Mr. Clemons stated “Yea, Keith had a real sense of paranoia that fans would be fearful of him, who obtained the Ring by murdering his relative Déagol, and they could be next.”
Keith declined comment.
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