Podunk is proud to be a part of the Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEAs) system. WEAs look like text messages but are designed to get your attention with a unique sound and vibration repeated twice.
In fact, we are sending out our first alert of a missing worm hole reported. Please review instructions on flyer.
A new memoir written by Rolling Stones personal dry cleaner Frank “stiff collar” Clemons claims Keith Richards has been hiding his true identity, Gollum {originally known as Sméagol), fearing it would have hurt ticket sales if fans knew. Mr. Clemons stated “Yea, Keith had a real sense of paranoia that fans would be fearful of…
Podunk CC was nearly taken over by outside agitators and were it not for the actions of the Sisters of Perpetual Persuasion, they would have been successful. Sisters Thelma and Louise saw Podunk CC’s call for help (see below) and quickly responded. We at Podunk CC want to express our sincere appreciation to the sisters…